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irie feeling 05-14-2018 12:43 PM

Your Daily dad joke
 
Corny jokes you tell your kids.
Makes you kids roll their eyes and say, Daaaad!"
So I'll try to keep this up.
M-F
Put yours in by noon, but only one responder a day- that way it will last forever. Check the date.
If nobody puts one in by noon I will. I got a ton.

I'm first. Somebody else tommorow. If not by noon, I drop one.


"I'm so excited Spring is here, I wet my plants."

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757dad 05-15-2018 12:12 PM

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?????

They just finished a 31 day March!!!!

irie feeling 05-16-2018 04:12 PM

What do Vegan zombies eat? Grains!

gduck 05-17-2018 12:19 PM

What do dinosaurs use to clean their teeth?

Tricarefloss!

irie feeling 05-17-2018 04:12 PM

Well done Dads.
:clap:

irie feeling 05-18-2018 04:03 PM

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

irie feeling 05-21-2018 04:20 PM

I'm making sandwiches a sandwich? Hey kids, can I make you a sandwich?
Poof, you're a sandwich!

irie feeling 05-22-2018 04:59 PM

Now the shovel-
That was a groundbreaking invention!

irie feeling 05-23-2018 04:41 PM

Was doing good. I quit cold turkey 2 yrs ago.
Then I slipped up and ate a turkey sandwich on accident.

irie feeling 05-24-2018 07:29 PM

Anybody I'm with:"go ahead"
Me: "did you just call me GOATHEAD?"
My wife hates that one. I still use it to this very day. It's like reflex.


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