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Old 07-06-2018, 03:17 AM
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how come you never hear a "knock knock joke" on the 4th of july?
Cuz freedom rings!
boom!
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:53 PM
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If you say "gullible" real slow, it sounds like orange.
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Old 07-09-2018, 09:00 PM
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
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Old 07-10-2018, 07:59 PM
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June is over?
Julying!
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Old 07-11-2018, 07:27 PM
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What did the drummer name his daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3....
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Old 07-12-2018, 04:20 PM
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Uranus has a funny smell.
Can't stop laughing.
http://www.philly.com/health/Uranus-...-scientist-say
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:07 PM
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Old article from last year.
NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before.

Metro.co.uk
Search "Uranus"

Or https://metro.co.uk/2017/06/19/nasa-wantst-probe-deeper...

I hope I get dinner and a drink first!
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News article from Metro.co.uk
"Something huge and hard went into Uranus and it got very messy."
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Old 07-17-2018, 06:58 PM
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Wha?
Nobody knows a Dad joke?
Ok.
So I asked my daughter to pass me my local newspaper. She went on a rant about how old fashioned the paper was and how people get their news on iPads now and handed me hers.
That fly didn't stand a chance
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:37 PM
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Another laughable news article:
"With ingestible pill you can track fart development in real time on your phone."
So scientist have made a mechanical pill to to study where in the digestive system farts come from.
In the article, the author called it the "toot tracker."
But we know- farts come from...Uranus!

Artstechnica.com/science/2018/01/with-ingestible-pill-you-can-track-fart-development-in-real-time-on-your-phone
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