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Old 06-08-2018, 06:42 PM
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Old 06-11-2018, 04:14 PM
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Did you guys hear about the guy who invented the #0?
Thanks for nothing.
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Old 06-12-2018, 12:11 PM
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Why did the football coach ask for a refund?

He wanted his quarter back.
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Old 06-13-2018, 04:46 PM
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Something about subtraction just doesn't add up.
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Old 06-14-2018, 05:39 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Control freak who?
Control freak... Open the door NOW!!!
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:24 PM
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Oh boy, I'm late.

I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something.
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Old 06-18-2018, 04:57 PM
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I wrote a rap song about my lunch once. It was a wrap.
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Old 06-19-2018, 04:20 PM
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I tried wearing tight jeans once.
I couldn't pull it off.
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Old 06-20-2018, 04:05 PM
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I walked into the mirror earlier. I should have been looking where I was going.
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Old 06-21-2018, 04:11 PM
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Knock knock.
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Acid
Acid who?
"I said" knock knock. Now open the open the door.
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