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Old 10-30-2018, 11:58 AM
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At what age do you think I should finally tell my dog she's adopted?
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Old 10-31-2018, 08:02 PM
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What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
I need a quarterback.
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Old 11-01-2018, 07:20 PM
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What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
It gets toad.
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:20 PM
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Why did the clock get in trouble at school?
It tocked too much.
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Old 11-06-2018, 06:00 PM
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Where did the one legged waitress work?
IHOP!
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Old 11-07-2018, 06:28 PM
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I heard the inventor of milk bones died the other day. He was a good boy. Yes he was.
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Old 11-08-2018, 06:40 PM
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What's Yoda's last name?
Layheehoo!
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Old 11-10-2018, 02:11 AM
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Here's your late Friday add:
Who's the king of stationary?
The ruler!
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Old 11-12-2018, 08:08 PM
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What's Orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Old 11-13-2018, 05:17 PM
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Dad to child:
Your Mom says I'm cheap. I'm not buying that.
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