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#91
09-06-2018, 06:49 PM
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Nobody got a joke to tell?
Ok. What's Peter Pans favorite place to eat? Wendy's!
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Quando, omni, flunkus, moritadi. 
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#92
09-07-2018, 04:58 PM
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A chicken and egg sit down at a bar. After a few minutes the bartender comes up and says, "Sorry for the wait. Who was here first?"
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Quando, omni, flunkus, moritadi.
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#93
09-10-2018, 03:41 PM
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I was gonna tell a time traveling joke... But you guys didn't like it.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Quando, omni, flunkus, moritadi.
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#94
09-11-2018, 04:30 PM
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Nobody has one?
Okay. So I went buy some camouflage trousers the other day. I couldn't find any.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Quando, omni, flunkus, moritadi.
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#95
09-11-2018, 05:05 PM
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Sorry. I’ve been cracking jokes all week to keep my spirits up. I choose to think that breaking my arm isnt all that bad but some would say it’s not humerus.
They’re right: I broke my radius.
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#96
09-13-2018, 06:45 PM
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I had a job testing trap doors at theaters...It was just a stage I was going through.
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#97
09-14-2018, 05:51 PM
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Happy Friday.
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard.
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#98
09-17-2018, 10:41 PM
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Did you here about the new movie, Constipation?
Yeah, it never came out.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Quando, omni, flunkus, moritadi.
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#99
09-18-2018, 04:03 PM
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What did the green grape say to the purple one?
Breathe! You idiot!
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#100
09-19-2018, 11:33 AM
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In honor of National talk like a pirate day:
One pirate says to the other,"Hey where'd you get those earrings?" Pirate says,"I went into town, only two bucks!" Other pirate says, "Not bad for a buc-a-neer!"
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