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Nobody got a joke to tell?
Ok. What's Peter Pans favorite place to eat? Wendy's!
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A chicken and egg sit down at a bar. After a few minutes the bartender comes up and says, "Sorry for the wait. Who was here first?"
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I was gonna tell a time traveling joke... But you guys didn't like it.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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Nobody has one?
Okay. So I went buy some camouflage trousers the other day. I couldn't find any.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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Sorry. I’ve been cracking jokes all week to keep my spirits up. I choose to think that breaking my arm isnt all that bad but some would say it’s not humerus.
They’re right: I broke my radius.
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I had a job testing trap doors at theaters...It was just a stage I was going through.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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Happy Friday.
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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Did you here about the new movie, Constipation?
Yeah, it never came out.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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What did the green grape say to the purple one?
Breathe! You idiot!
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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In honor of National talk like a pirate day:
One pirate says to the other,"Hey where'd you get those earrings?" Pirate says,"I went into town, only two bucks!" Other pirate says, "Not bad for a buc-a-neer!"
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