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Old 08-08-2018, 12:28 PM
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How do you catch a unique bunny?

You 'neak up on it.
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Old 08-09-2018, 04:11 PM
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Dad to kid:
Your Mom isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.
I'm not sure how I did that. I didn't even know it was her birtgday!
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Old 08-10-2018, 04:21 PM
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Nobody has a Friday Dad joke by Noon?
Ok.
Here goes: a lamb, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.
Baa dum sss.
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Old 08-13-2018, 04:30 PM
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I went for a job interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me and then said, "Come on in and make a seat."
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Old 08-14-2018, 04:27 PM
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Dad to kids:
When we first started dating your Mom asked me what my dreams were.
I told her the one about the T- Rex who didn't get the job because he couldn't tie his tie.
She meant goals...
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Old 08-15-2018, 04:16 PM
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I finished my puzzle today. It took me 6 months. I'm pretty proud of myself. It says 3-5 years on the box.
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Old 08-15-2018, 11:32 PM
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Ok, I know you already put one here today Irie, but I just pulled this one:

We brought our puppy to get neutered.
Once he was home my wife told the girls "he's a hurtin' unit"
I said "no, he's a hurtin' eunuch!"
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Nice!

You put one up, you're giving me a break. This is open to all Dads.
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