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Old 03-05-2019, 12:37 PM
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Me to my daughter:"You know how to tell how many sheep are in that field over there?"
"Count the legs and divide by 4."
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Old 03-06-2019, 05:56 PM
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Queen Elsa, of Frozen, in a bar: "I was born Snow White, but I drifted."
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Old 03-11-2019, 12:11 PM
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?
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Old 03-12-2019, 04:32 PM
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The invisible man married the invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at.
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