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Old 03-05-2019, 12:37 PM
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Me to my daughter:"You know how to tell how many sheep are in that field over there?"
"Count the legs and divide by 4."
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Old 03-06-2019, 05:56 PM
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Queen Elsa, of Frozen, in a bar: "I was born Snow White, but I drifted."
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Old 03-11-2019, 12:11 PM
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?
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Old 03-12-2019, 04:32 PM
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The invisible man married the invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at.
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Old 04-05-2019, 03:01 PM
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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
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Old 04-09-2019, 09:01 PM
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Did you see the yelp review of Orions Belt?
3 stars!
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Old 04-10-2019, 04:04 PM
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What did the caveman say when his suit got made really fast?
Tailor Swift.
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Old 04-12-2019, 12:25 PM
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Black holes suck.
Just saying.
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