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Old 05-25-2018, 12:09 PM
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What time do you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
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Old 05-28-2018, 05:55 PM
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German Sausauge jokes are the WURST.
FRANKLY, I think they are great.
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Old 05-29-2018, 04:07 PM
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Don't attack me, Kill-basa.
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Old 05-30-2018, 04:05 PM
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Everything has an end-except sausage-it has 2.
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Old 05-31-2018, 12:14 PM
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What did the hamburgers name their daughter?

Patty.
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Old 06-01-2018, 04:06 PM
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What did the CAT say to the PILOT when he was hijacking the airplane?

Take me to the CANARIES!
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Old 06-04-2018, 12:13 PM
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How does the little thread get school?

On the Spool Bus.
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Three guys are walking down the street, two of them walk into a bar...

The other one ducks.
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Old 06-07-2018, 11:03 AM
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For 6/5

Vienna sausage-little brats.
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:31 PM
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For 6/6
Anybody: "excuse me"
Dad: "why? Did you fart?"

My Dad was famous for that one.
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