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Old 04-26-2019, 11:43 AM
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Adult version of Head, Shoulders, Knees ,and Toes:

Wallet, Glasses, Keys, and Phone...keys and phone.
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Old 05-01-2019, 11:56 AM
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A weasel walks into a bar...
Bartender says, "Wow, in all these years I've been behind this bar, I've never had a weasel in here. What can I get you?"
"Pop!", goes the weasel.
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Old 05-04-2019, 10:24 AM
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Why does it get so hot in the stadium AFTER the big game?
Because the FANS all left.
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Old 05-29-2019, 04:39 PM
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A woman walks up to information desk at the library and ask if they have any books on paranoia.
The librarians says, "Yeah, they are right behind you."
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Old 06-02-2019, 07:30 PM
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With great reflexes comes great response ability.
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Old 06-11-2019, 07:23 PM
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My Math teacher said my addition and subtraction skills have improved. I really don't see the difference.
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Old 06-11-2019, 09:21 PM
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I see a Billboard like this every Wednesday and think of this thread.




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Old 06-12-2019, 09:35 AM
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My kids pet rabbit died. His name was "Gotye".
Now he's just some bunny that we used to know.
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