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Old 10-03-2018, 07:00 PM
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Scouring the internet for your next DAD joke....
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:35 PM
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Why can't humans hear dog whistles?
Because dogs can't whistle.
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Old 10-04-2018, 04:45 PM
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When the fog clears up, it won't be mist.
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Old 10-05-2018, 06:16 PM
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A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry on his head.
The doctor says, "I've got some cream to put on that!"
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Old 10-08-2018, 05:34 PM
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Someone tried to scam me selling invisibility cloaks once.
I saw right through him.
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Old 10-09-2018, 04:51 PM
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Here's one for to tell your kids:
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Old 10-10-2018, 04:40 PM
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Me to kid: Wanna hear a Cat joke?
Kid: no (eye roll)
Me: Just kitten. Pronounced slowly so the "t" can be heard.
She: Dadddd!!!
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:08 PM
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Ummmmm.

What do elves learn in kindergarten?
The elf-phabet!
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Old 10-12-2018, 04:09 PM
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What did the bee say when he was amazed?
Un-bee-lievable!
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:56 PM
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What did the candle say to the other candle?
Do you want to go out tonight?
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