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Scouring the internet for your next DAD joke....
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Why can't humans hear dog whistles?
Because dogs can't whistle.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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When the fog clears up, it won't be mist.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry on his head.
The doctor says, "I've got some cream to put on that!"
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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Someone tried to scam me selling invisibility cloaks once.
I saw right through him.
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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Here's one for to tell your kids:
What kind of bear has no teeth? A gummy bear!
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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Me to kid: Wanna hear a Cat joke?
Kid: no (eye roll) Me: Just kitten. Pronounced slowly so the "t" can be heard. She: Dadddd!!!
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Ummmmm.
What do elves learn in kindergarten? The elf-phabet!
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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What did the bee say when he was amazed?
Un-bee-lievable!
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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What did the candle say to the other candle?
Do you want to go out tonight?
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My brainwaves are so strong, doctors study them. Amateur astronomer, bottled shipwright. Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi. |
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