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Old 11-15-2018, 01:32 PM
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I knew a man who ate a dictionary.
He had thesaurus throat ever.
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Old 11-15-2018, 02:03 PM
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Did you see the new movie about constipation?

Oh wait - it didn't come out yet.



Sorry. Wrong thread. That's a school bus joke courtesy of my 11yo.
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Old 11-16-2018, 12:02 AM
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Did you see the new movie about constipation?

Oh wait - it didn't come out yet.



Sorry. Wrong thread. That's a school bus joke courtesy of my 11yo.
Right thread.
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Old 11-17-2018, 01:56 AM
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Kid busted for playing with matches.
"Dad, does this mean I'm a pyromaniac?"
Well of course you arson!
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Old 11-20-2018, 02:45 AM
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What's green and not very heavy?
Light green.
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Old 11-20-2018, 06:59 PM
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My wife says my obsession with astronomy is hurting our marriage.
What planet is she on?
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Old 11-21-2018, 04:54 PM
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Wish you luck.
(Careful- there's 2 types!)
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Old 11-26-2018, 07:25 PM
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What has an "e" at the beginning and an "e" at the end, but only a letter in the middle?
An envelope.
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Old 11-27-2018, 10:11 PM
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What has a neck, but no head, yet still wears a cap?
A bottle.
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Old 11-28-2018, 12:32 PM
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I always thought a Polaroid was a hemerroid Polar bears get.
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