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Old 09-20-2018, 06:14 PM
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I used to work at a factory making fire hydrants.
I had to quit because I never could find a place to park.
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Old 09-21-2018, 04:36 PM
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Past noon on Friday!
Nobody posted one so here goes:

What do you call a man who can't stand?
Neil.
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Old 09-24-2018, 05:02 PM
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I swallowed a ball of yarn.
I shit you knot.
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Old 09-25-2018, 05:25 PM
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If you wife isn't the most annoying human you've ever met in your life, then is she really your wife?
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Old 09-26-2018, 06:43 PM
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I lost my wife's audiobook.
I'll never hear the end of it.
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Old 09-27-2018, 05:49 PM
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What vegetables do plumbers hate?
Leeks.
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Old 09-28-2018, 12:22 PM
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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Nevermind, it's tearable.
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Old 10-01-2018, 07:50 PM
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Truth. My Dad used to work on airplanes.

This is one of his favorites:
I'd tell you an airplane joke but it would just go over your head.
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Old 10-02-2018, 11:10 AM
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My brother used to work for Electrolux. He said it sucked.
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Old 10-02-2018, 12:17 PM
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Internet email alert:
Do not open an E- mail from "John-Jacob-Jingle-Hiemer-Schmidt"

His name will become your name too!
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