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Old 07-19-2018, 12:00 PM
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Not so much a dad joke, just a bad one.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
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Old 07-19-2018, 12:17 PM
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Not so much a dad joke, just a bad one.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
That's a DAD joke!!!
A joke you tell you tell your kids that's gets an eye roll. (In this case teenagers)
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:31 PM
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What do you call just an ok color of yellow?
Mediochre

Compliments of my 15 year old. I love my kids! lol
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:31 PM
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When one child yelled out the other day “I will defeat you!”

My reply: “No cutting feet off!”
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Old 07-19-2018, 04:38 PM
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Save some for tomorrow.
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Old 07-20-2018, 04:25 PM
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To commerate the first moon landing:
Why did the astronaut forget his lunch?
Because he was spaced out!
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Old 07-22-2018, 03:31 PM
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Why did man stand on toilet?
To get high on pot.
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Old 07-22-2018, 03:44 PM
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Why did man stand on toilet?
To get high on pot.
Lol. Not a dad joke. My mom used to say that one, but she referenced an old time politically incorrect movie character Charlie Chan who had a bunch of jokes like that that he started with “Confucius say...”

Example: Confucius say he who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Old 07-22-2018, 11:21 PM
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yeah, an old kung fu DOS game had those in it.
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Old 07-23-2018, 12:07 PM
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Lol. Not a dad joke. My mom used to say that one, but she referenced an old time politically incorrect movie character Charlie Chan who had a bunch of jokes like that that he started with “Confucius say...”

Example: Confucius say he who fart in church sit in own pew.

There’s my contribution for the Sabbath, fellas.
Nice one Kwak!
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