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Old 02-01-2019, 06:03 PM
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What do you get when a red cloud meets a blue cloud?
Purple rain.
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Old 02-04-2019, 05:37 PM
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My wife says I have 2 faults.
I don't listen. And something else.
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Old 02-11-2019, 11:52 PM
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I heard muggers are singeling out midgets on subways. Man that's low.
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Old 02-18-2019, 10:05 PM
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Did you hear about the ventriloquist whos' dummy was a donkey?
He was always talking out his ass!
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Old 02-20-2019, 12:56 PM
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I know a Russian sound technician. And a Czech one too.
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Old 02-21-2019, 12:30 PM
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I hear juggling is fun,
I just don't have the balls.
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Old 02-22-2019, 10:18 PM
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First time I saw a grey hair on my head, I almost dye'd.
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Old 02-27-2019, 08:46 PM
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If we finally figure out how to travel at light speed, would our headlights still work?
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Old 03-01-2019, 05:33 PM
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My limbo team and I go way back.
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Old 03-03-2019, 12:21 AM
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There's a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter.
It's pretty nuts.
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